The greatest story ever made, and only made in 7 minutes, too
So one day this knight went into space and pooped in his pants but that doesn’t matter now, does it? So anyway there was a kerblip and the knight named Djioeietuire yelled out “WHERE IS MY PIZZA?!” But little did he know that the evil wizard Volteg hogged all the pizza of the world and even venus! So then the knight rocketed off to Volteg and he was all like “NYEEEEHHH WHAT DO YOU WANT, POOPFACE?!” The knight cried for hours because of this but then mustard up his courage and braved the wizard, he was all like “GIMME MY PIZZA YOU BITCH!!!” and Volteg was all like “NO, I AM GOING TO MAKE ONE OF THE PIZZAS MY WIFE!” Then the knight was all like “…” and everyone in the world was also all like “…” then all the aligned planets were all like “…” even the sun, the moon, other galaxies and universes were all like “…” and Volteg was all like “gr” and he used his magic to go all powerful, the knight was all like stabbing at the demon beast Volteg but then he was all like “YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT SWORD!!!” Then he threw it in a nearby well and sliced Volteg’s head off with his shield, and at last all the pizzas were saved, but the knight was all like “O_O” but then he delivered all the pizzas back to earth and other planets and the sun gave him a silver medal, the knight was all like “WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GOLD MEDAL?! WHERE IS THE GOLD?! I MUST HAVE THE GOLD!!! COINS, MEDALLIONS, DUBLOONS! I NEED THEM ALL RIGHT NOWWWWWW!” and the sun was all like “shh…this is the opener to a sequel…” and thus the fourth wall broke and everyone died.
THE END
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